In Soviet Russia, the Big Mac eats you.

In Soviet Russia, the Big Mac eats you.

tashikie

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(no subject)	[May. 2nd, 2007\|10:09 pm]
Juli Lose FJ's are funny Let me jerk off your dick with My feet. Thanks so much. Sometimes I dream you're Dead. And I fuck you in the Asshole. It's real sweet. My haikus suck balls. 5th grade English taught me shit. Yup, I'm a failure. I don't wanna wait by Paula Cole really sucks. Dawson's Creek blows ass. Rocky Lascio I don't trim my beard Because I want the hairs to Tickle girls' assholes. And I've been waiting My whole life for just one BUCK. Man, I hate Disturbed. Today, I shit blood. It was like, giant fucking Blood clots. I'm dying. Jump out of a plane. Let my balls flap in the wind. Sheeba can come, too!
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necromance	[Feb. 27th, 2007\|03:53 pm]
Josh Sayers Waterbeds make me Sick to my god damn belly Sleepin and poopin Sleeping on a wave Gimme some e at a rave Dawsons creek rules hard Hoagies are so good Put your dick in roast beef ass Call me Rocky L. Titties nigger dick Rachael Shelly big titties Ranch dressing on balls Rocky Lascio Beating up retards And being racist makes me A better person Beat your dick with slime I prefer either cunt slime, Or my menstrual tits Let's play a game. Use All the condoms you can and Throw them at children Fucking a dead kid Give all his shit to Good Will I don't have morals
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fucking sun	[Feb. 24th, 2007\|11:24 pm]
Dan Smith Slap mud on your ass Hey yo imma cut a flip Sting him with sick dicks Jacob got fucking Sonic smushed and now hes dead What a fucking shame Now your shit is banned In the mages guild, homie Now show me your toes Tonight I threw a Bouncy ball out of a car And laughed to myself French fries as ammo Destroying cars left and right Fall out boy is gay Groovin to my shit Yall cant stop my mad flows hoes! Now sniffle mah toes! Jonathan davis Simply will not talk to you About politics French cops arresting Malasian cops. Can you spell Conundrum dirt rocks? Green screened hawaiians In canada with french dudes French slam at Denny's Rocky Lascio I will take over The fucking world with my mad HTML skills Condition your hair Shampoo the crabs out your pubes Ass hair clogs the drain The ultimate fight: Jet Li versus Tony Jaa. Throw an elephant. Final Fantasy Would be much cooler if it Had a rape option I'm a shark! I'm a Shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! Growling lava rocks. I think I have aids Farting blood and burping cum Should have left the pool I found a dildo Break my fucking camcorder No fucking respect Jerk off in a cup Punch my dick until it bleeds Smell my testicles Playing Battletoads. Wishing I picked Zitz instead Of pimple. God damn.
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DICK TO DICK LOL	[Feb. 22nd, 2007\|10:35 am]
Josh Sayers My son is due in Two weeks. Oh man, he's so fucked. He's getting a Sayers dick. Hung like a lightswitch Mom don't want to circumsize Sets him up to fail. Sorry your mom is nuts. Wants you to have foreskin. Learn from me, wrap it. Rocky Lascio I fell on the ice. Dogshit decapitation. Hittin' the high notes. Whatever you do, Don't say Candlejack or he'll Come to your house and Toothpicks in my balls So I ejaculate blood. Nipple manslaughter.
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DO NOT WANT	[Feb. 16th, 2007\|09:54 am]
Jon Applebaum A scumbag smells shit Inside of his urethra Worms live off skin Biting an asshole Bloody hairs between his teeth Floss prevent tartar Jesus killed himself Midgets hump farm animals Nazi's cum in Jews Rocky Lascio I want to be the First person to ever eat Out your dead grandma. It's hard to get an Erection when I have tacks Shoved in my penis. Rape a lot of kids. Kill everyone woman you see. Every Tuesday night.
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nasty niggaz	[Feb. 15th, 2007\|06:28 pm]
Juli Lose Sasquatch sucks Rock's cock Then bones him in the asshole This is his wet dream Rocky Lascio Incest is the best Uncle Joe's cum is salty Taste like the ocean!
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feasting on fuckworms	[Sep. 18th, 2006\|12:44 am]
Jon Applebaum Choking on dick snot The asian girl pooped out blood Fetus dead on ground Eyeball trauma fun Big dong stuck in a fetus Wish it could cry out Undeveloped tits Bitten off by a savage With love in his heart Rocky Lascio Make love to a whore. Kick your girlfriend in the box. It's fucking science. Susan Sarandon Slapped my motherfucking neck. Banger Sisters sucked. I'm going to fuck A jesus freak, pull out, and Cum on the bible.
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(no subject)	[Aug. 8th, 2006\|01:00 am]
Juli Lose Eat it up gaywads. Ass flava is delicious. Lickin' it all day. Skateboard all damn day. Eat some fucking burritos. Then sit on a dick. Walking down the street. Getting mauled by two brown bears. Shit i have no legs. Rocky Lascio Juli's haikus are Shit. The holocaust was a whole lot funnier. Hey, you want to go upstairs and smash off? I'll put my tip in your ass. Sheeba dawg, Sheeba Sheeba dawg, ya'll. Sheeba dawg will eat your cuisine!
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satan christ

[Jun. 5th, 2006|09:40 am]

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Current Location

ACROSS THE GLOOOOOBE

]

Dan Smith
This some 1, 2 shit.
Nigga, keep off my mom's grass!
It's some fire shit.

It be hot as hell.
Nigga, it's too hot to shout.
This be a heat wave!

Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes.
Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes.
Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes.

Rocky Lascio
With my mighty foot,
I will kick Barney Rubble
In the fucking head!

Aw damn, it's raining.
Fuck, now my pants are all wet.
What the fuck, it burns.

Now it's party time!
And she never had a chance!
45 Grave, ya'll.

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huskin' and lurkin'	[May. 30th, 2006\|11:56 pm]
Dan Smith Ballers can't keep up Nigga please, you can't Jeff it Jeff Jeff it Jeff it. Sitting in the bar Scoping out the ladies, son. Oh, shit! Medusa! Rocky Lascio The windmill comes out of the ground and sprays me with intimidation. Steve Perrong always says he is going to get drunk, and never does.
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