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DICK TO DICK LOL [Feb. 22nd, 2007|10:35 am]
Josh Sayers
My son is due in
Two weeks. Oh man, he's so fucked.
He's getting a Sayers dick.

Hung like a lightswitch
Mom don't want to circumsize
Sets him up to fail.

Sorry your mom is
nuts. Wants you to have foreskin.
Learn from me, wrap it.

Rocky Lascio
I fell on the ice.
Dogshit decapitation.
Hittin' the high notes.

Whatever you do,
Don't say Candlejack or he'll
Come to your house and

Toothpicks in my balls
So I ejaculate blood.
Nipple manslaughter.