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(no subject) [May. 2nd, 2007|10:09 pm]
Juli Lose
FJ's are funny
Let me jerk off your dick with
My feet. Thanks so much.

Sometimes I dream you're
Dead. And I fuck you in the
Asshole. It's real sweet.

My haikus suck balls.
5th grade English taught me shit.
Yup, I'm a failure.

I don't wanna wait
by Paula Cole really sucks.
Dawson's Creek blows ass.

Rocky Lascio
I don't trim my beard
Because I want the hairs to
Tickle girls' assholes.

And I've been waiting
My whole life for just one BUCK.
Man, I hate Disturbed.

Today, I shit blood.
It was like, giant fucking
Blood clots. I'm dying.

Jump out of a plane.
Let my balls flap in the wind.
Sheeba can come, too!
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necromance [Feb. 27th, 2007|03:53 pm]
Josh Sayers
Waterbeds make me
Sick to my god damn belly
Sleepin and poopin

Sleeping on a wave
Gimme some e at a rave
Dawsons creek rules hard

Hoagies are so good
Put your dick in roast beef ass
Call me Rocky L.

Titties nigger dick
Rachael Shelly big titties
Ranch dressing on balls

Rocky Lascio
Beating up retards
And being racist makes me
A better person

Beat your dick with slime
I prefer either cunt slime,
Or my menstrual tits

Let's play a game. Use
All the condoms you can and
Throw them at children

Fucking a dead kid
Give all his shit to Good Will
I don't have morals
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fucking sun [Feb. 24th, 2007|11:24 pm]
Dan Smith
Slap mud on your ass
Hey yo imma cut a flip
Sting him with sick dicks

Jacob got fucking
Sonic smushed and now hes dead
What a fucking shame

Now your shit is banned
In the mages guild, homie
Now show me your toes

Tonight I threw a
Bouncy ball out of a car
And laughed to myself

French fries as ammo
Destroying cars left and right
Fall out boy is gay

Groovin to my shit
Yall cant stop my mad flows hoes!
Now sniffle mah toes!

Jonathan davis
Simply will not talk to you
About politics

French cops arresting
Malasian cops. Can you spell
Conundrum dirt rocks?

Green screened hawaiians
In canada with french dudes
French slam at Denny's

Rocky Lascio
I will take over
The fucking world with my mad
HTML skills

Condition your hair
Shampoo the crabs out your pubes
Ass hair clogs the drain

The ultimate fight:
Jet Li versus Tony Jaa.
Throw an elephant.

Final Fantasy
Would be much cooler if it
Had a rape option

I'm a shark! I'm a
Shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick!
Growling lava rocks.

I think I have aids
Farting blood and burping cum
Should have left the pool

I found a dildo
Break my fucking camcorder
No fucking respect

Jerk off in a cup
Punch my dick until it bleeds
Smell my testicles

Playing Battletoads.
Wishing I picked Zitz instead
Of pimple. God damn.
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DICK TO DICK LOL [Feb. 22nd, 2007|10:35 am]
Josh Sayers
My son is due in
Two weeks. Oh man, he's so fucked.
He's getting a Sayers dick.

Hung like a lightswitch
Mom don't want to circumsize
Sets him up to fail.

Sorry your mom is
nuts. Wants you to have foreskin.
Learn from me, wrap it.

Rocky Lascio
I fell on the ice.
Dogshit decapitation.
Hittin' the high notes.

Whatever you do,
Don't say Candlejack or he'll
Come to your house and

Toothpicks in my balls
So I ejaculate blood.
Nipple manslaughter.
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DO NOT WANT [Feb. 16th, 2007|09:54 am]
Jon Applebaum
A scumbag smells shit
Inside of his urethra
Worms live off skin

Biting an asshole
Bloody hairs between his teeth
Floss prevent tartar

Jesus killed himself
Midgets hump farm animals
Nazi's cum in Jews

Rocky Lascio
I want to be the
First person to ever eat
Out your dead grandma.

It's hard to get an
Erection when I have tacks
Shoved in my penis.

Rape a lot of kids.
Kill everyone woman you see.
Every Tuesday night.
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nasty niggaz [Feb. 15th, 2007|06:28 pm]
Juli Lose
Sasquatch sucks Rock's cock
Then bones him in the asshole
This is his wet dream

Rocky Lascio
Incest is the best
Uncle Joe's cum is salty
Taste like the ocean!
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feasting on fuckworms [Sep. 18th, 2006|12:44 am]
Jon Applebaum
Choking on dick snot
The asian girl pooped out blood
Fetus dead on ground

Eyeball trauma fun
Big dong stuck in a fetus
Wish it could cry out

Undeveloped tits
Bitten off by a savage
With love in his heart

Rocky Lascio
Make love to a whore.
Kick your girlfriend in the box.
It's fucking science.

Susan Sarandon
Slapped my motherfucking neck.
Banger Sisters sucked.

I'm going to fuck
A jesus freak, pull out, and
Cum on the bible.
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(no subject) [Aug. 8th, 2006|01:00 am]
Juli Lose
Eat it up gaywads.
Ass flava is delicious.
Lickin' it all day.

Skateboard all damn day.
Eat some fucking burritos.
Then sit on a dick.

Walking down the street.
Getting mauled by two brown bears.
Shit i have no legs.

Rocky Lascio
Juli's haikus are
Shit. The holocaust was a
whole lot funnier.

Hey, you want to go
upstairs and smash off? I'll put
my tip in your ass.

Sheeba dawg, Sheeba
Sheeba dawg, ya'll. Sheeba dawg
will eat your cuisine!
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satan christ [Jun. 5th, 2006|09:40 am]
[Current Location |ACROSS THE GLOOOOOBE]

Dan Smith
This some 1, 2 shit.
Nigga, keep off my mom's grass!
It's some fire shit.

It be hot as hell.
Nigga, it's too hot to shout.
This be a heat wave!

Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes.
Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes.
Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes. Eyes.

Rocky Lascio
With my mighty foot,
I will kick Barney Rubble
In the fucking head!

Aw damn, it's raining.
Fuck, now my pants are all wet.
What the fuck, it burns.

Now it's party time!
And she never had a chance!
45 Grave, ya'll.
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huskin' and lurkin' [May. 30th, 2006|11:56 pm]
Dan Smith
Ballers can't keep up
Nigga please, you can't Jeff it
Jeff Jeff it Jeff it.

Sitting in the bar
Scoping out the ladies, son.
Oh, shit! Medusa!

Rocky Lascio
The windmill comes out
of the ground and sprays me with

Steve Perrong always
says he is going to get
drunk, and never does.
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